We are Jack Barer. We believe in the power of rock and roll. We love guitars. We abhor homophobia. If we have to kill for our nations safety we know we can. We hate hetero-phobia too. We enjoy a cold beer. We cannot abide a mean drunk. We don’t get organized religion.
We here at the jack Barer adore disco. We despise racism. We cannot respect disrespectful behavior. We do not condone “velvet ropes.” We do not care who is a celebrity and who is not. We can be silly. We kind of understand Republicans. We wing it. We try to obey traffic laws. We do believe variety is the spice of life. We do not enjoy excessive profanity. Damn it. We think we’re Ginger, but we’re really Mary Anne. We love a parade. We would like to see Bush and Cheney brought to court. We are Jack Barer Goddamn it. Love it or leave it. We can tolerate a happy drunk but not a sloppy drunk. We do not like shrill voices, especially indoors. We are happy to open the door for you. We love a good martini. We only have 24 hours. We sometimes fall down. We admire musicians. We are regrettably distrustful of arabs. We enjoy a night on the town. We think we all need more exercise. We skinny dip. We love L.A. and we heart N.Y.(!!!). We’re more partial to scruff. We miss our dearly departed friends and family. We look forward to making new friends and family. We like to travel and are ready to defend our borders from the forces of tyranny at all costs. We love coming home to Jack Barer.
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So, you edited that a bit?
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