Your Porn Star Name.

For anybody out there who for some reason or other craves anonymity, start with an alias. At first glance it seems easy; just think of the first name that comes to your head and go with it. the problem is that this method usually leads to the most bland and trite names on the planet. "Hi im john (bob/joe) Smith (Newheart/Schmoe)." So for those of us who need their alias' to become heroes, to do good and fight the forces of evil, for those of us that use alias' (aliases? Aleei? aliass?) in order to satiate an unhealthy yearning to sway society and move mountains, why not be a guy with a huge cock.
Why not be a chick with some tig ol' bitties and an AWESOME ping pong ball trick. What better confidence booster than to be someone who has sex hundreds, if not THOUSANDS of times a year.You'll have swaggering power over every obstacle that gets in your way!
So just use your middle name as a first name, use the name of the street you first grew up on (or a street nearby, I don't wanna get a bunch of comments saying it doesn't work because your name would be Thomas 33 Ave.!!!) And blammo, You're ready to change the world.

So from your humble public servant Hugh Carol,
I bid yall adeux.



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